It's time to pick up the phone and call these week 3 lockmonsters in before your bookie comes knocking on your door looking for the money you owe him for going big on the Pats the past two weeks...what were you thinking you?
Here they are:
Buffalo (+6) at home vs. New Orleans
Two words: Trent Edwards.
One more word: bum.
Take New Orelans laying the points.
G-Men (-6.5) at Tampa
Hey Tampa, nice fucking quarterback
Take the G-Men laying the points.
Cleveland (+13) at Baltimore
The Scotty Winter buckthecrowd special...take the points and say sayonara to the Brady Quinn era...Derek Anderson leads Cleveland to the backdoor cover despite the fact that the Cleveland safeties are still learning how to tackle.
Detroit (+6) at home vs. Washington
Is this the big week...I honestly don't think it is...but I do believe that Jim Zorn will have the common courtesy to keep it under six. Thanks Jim
Pittsburgh (-4) at Cincinnati
Put me in the camp that says one win by Cincy doesn't erase three years of god awful football. Let's not forget that this team sucks...take the Steelers laying the points.
Indy (+1) at Arizona
A tale of two shitty defenses and two rock-solid offenses...when in doubt take the team that gets to check out Jamie Silva in the showers on a daily basis. Indy with the almighty poiint...
Patriots (-4) at home vs. Atlanta
Couldn't figure this one out for the life of me....why would Vegas set the line at -4 when they know the Pats are going to win by 2-3 touchdowns...so with all due respect to my good friend and life partner, Matt Ryan, take the Pats laying the points and get ready to see Randy deep dicking the Atlanta D all day.
I'm going 1 unit on each of these games...might even weigh in on the rest of them before the Jet game kicks off on Friday night. God bless.
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there is no doubt in my mind nebby got himself ready for this post by laying in bed with a cup of wine
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Where are the picks???
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