After losing 12 straight nfl bets to close out last season, the K I D rebounded today with an easy W on THE Atlanta Falcons (how hot is Matt Ryan!?) and the back door cover on the Skins. I couldn't be any happier to drop the mush tag i've been carrying around for the past six months...maybe i'll even be able to get some sleep tonight without slamming a half bottle of NyQuil. As Denis Leary says....Big N, small y, huge fucking Q.
Of course before I get too carried away with verbally blowing myself, I must admit that I somehow thought picking Arizona in a dealth pool was a good idea. After watching the game, I'm happy to give my SMASH MY DICK WITH A HAMMER GUARANTY (SMDWAHG) that there is a 0% chance we'll be watching the Cardinals after January 15th...as always, if any SMDWAHG fails to hold true, i will indeed SMDWAH. Please note that the this guaranty was created in the aftermath of S Dot's infamous "Michael Vick will never play quarterback in the NFL Guaranty."
Monday Night Madness - I've been called a delusional fan, a homer, a C, a D, and just about everything in between...but all bias and affection for Tom Brady aside, the Pats will win tomorrow by three touchdowns...go big on the Pats while the lines are sub-20. Brady's going to pull off a 6-touchdown first half just to make sure Drew Brees isn't confused about the pecking order of QBs.
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put your stats on the right kenny.
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